cantflyman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

Wow

I don't think I laughed once. It was almost painful how terribly executed the humor was. Not to mention this idea is very unoriginal and very badly executed. There are much better versions of this kind of video. Plus, the animation was stale boring tweens with an uninteresting art style. Oh how amazing.

I also love how when you say this, you still make random video game parodies that fall prone to everything you're making fun of. Plus, those are even less funny and very VERY forced. Please, please stick to serious animation. Humor definitely isn't your strong suit.

BiffTheTimid responds:

Hey man, thanks for the review. It's always nice to check my old movies and see new comments. I'll take what you said into consideration, but I was thinking. I might have a better idea. Instead of me sticking to serious animation (since its obviously not my strong suit), you go fuck your own face.

[Cooking Sama]

lol

itz funnie cuz thers tentacle rape sooo cute

Seriously, this has to be the one of the most bland and generic movies I've ever seen on Newgrounds. Nothing but over use anime cliches that were never funny in the first place. Plus, you actually managed to use Kirby music in a way that wasn't charming or fun to listen to. Props to that.

The icing on the turd sundae has to be the fact that you used a yuri icon of Lucky Star characters just to draw in the horny 13-year olds looking for something to fap to and thus make it more popular. Congratulations. It worked.

[TF: Revenge of the Lolin']

What?

I'm sorry, this was just abysmal. Why do you continue to make these if you want to be taken seriously around here?

[Ooohhh! Pantalones!]

Why. Have. I. Not. Seen. This. Yet. Oh. My. God.

Congradulations. You just made me laugh harder than I thought I ever could. The dog's freakin' voice was just, pure gold.

TheBoogley responds:

muchas grassy ass! :D

[Pleasure Island 2]

WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT!?

Brilliant. I especially got a kick out of the fact that you used the exact same sound clip when having him asking where the Walrus Pit was.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

well actually those were four different takes.

[HappyNoodle Vs SadNoodle]

How could you not like this?

The frame by frame was spectacular, the song was catchy, and the way you put it all together works amazingly well. Did I mention that the frame by frane was awesome?

[Dad Is Over Nine]

LOLZORZ

I VOETD TEH FIVEZ CUZ OF OVR 9000 aND teeH WhuT TEH EFF BOOM IS Mega FunniEZ

[LUIS DAY 09]

I love you

You're amazing at drawing expressions. I'm jealous.