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Wow

I don't think I laughed once. It was almost painful how terribly executed the humor was. Not to mention this idea is very unoriginal and very badly executed. There are much better versions of this kind of video. Plus, the animation was stale boring tweens with an uninteresting art style. Oh how amazing.

I also love how when you say this, you still make random video game parodies that fall prone to everything you're making fun of. Plus, those are even less funny and very VERY forced. Please, please stick to serious animation. Humor definitely isn't your strong suit.

BiffTheTimid responds:

Hey man, thanks for the review. It's always nice to check my old movies and see new comments. I'll take what you said into consideration, but I was thinking. I might have a better idea. Instead of me sticking to serious animation (since its obviously not my strong suit), you go fuck your own face.

lol

itz funnie cuz thers tentacle rape sooo cute

Seriously, this has to be the one of the most bland and generic movies I've ever seen on Newgrounds. Nothing but over use anime cliches that were never funny in the first place. Plus, you actually managed to use Kirby music in a way that wasn't charming or fun to listen to. Props to that.

The icing on the turd sundae has to be the fact that you used a yuri icon of Lucky Star characters just to draw in the horny 13-year olds looking for something to fap to and thus make it more popular. Congratulations. It worked.

What?

I'm sorry, this was just abysmal. Why do you continue to make these if you want to be taken seriously around here?

Truly Outrageous

Congradulations on being one of the greatest trolls of all time.

Why. Have. I. Not. Seen. This. Yet. Oh. My. God.

Congradulations. You just made me laugh harder than I thought I ever could. The dog's freakin' voice was just, pure gold.

TheBoogley responds:

muchas grassy ass! :D

WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT!?

Brilliant. I especially got a kick out of the fact that you used the exact same sound clip when having him asking where the Walrus Pit was.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

well actually those were four different takes.

How could you not like this?

The frame by frame was spectacular, the song was catchy, and the way you put it all together works amazingly well. Did I mention that the frame by frane was awesome?

LOLZORZ

I VOETD TEH FIVEZ CUZ OF OVR 9000 aND teeH WhuT TEH EFF BOOM IS Mega FunniEZ

I love you

You're amazing at drawing expressions. I'm jealous.

Ugh...

I really felt like avoiding this for a while now, just due to the fact that it seemed like the average overrated Newgrounds tribute. With nothing better to do, I decided to check this out.

Well, it turned out that this was everything I thought it would be and then some. Why people adore this is beyond my comprehension. The whole thing was a cluttered mess and an EXTREMELY poor excuse for a tribute.

To start, I would barely even consider this a tribute. It was more like a slideshow of artwork/lazy tweens showing the characters in their environments. Even for something that was done in eight days, it seems so poorly put together that it seems like you made it in three. Plus, you could've added you're own style to the characters instead of copying them exactly or close to how they're drawn by the original artists. That I'm not bothered by as much, but it still annoys me a bit that you basically copied everyone else's style.

When it comes to the organization, that too was terrible. The music was painful to listen too in my personal opinion, but more importantly, I felt like it barely fit in with the whole feeling you tried to portray. On that subject, for what you call a tribute, it really fails to leave an impact on what movies you had in it. It almost disgraced them in the fact that you only show a little bit of each. If I was someone who didn't come to Newgrounds often and didn't know who half of these characters were, I still wouldn't after this movie was over. In my opinion, a tribute should display the aspects of what the original piece of media was truly about.

To wrap this up, the whole thing was just plain awful, unorganized, and uninspired. THe latter is pretty ironic, considering a tribute should seem inspired by the original content; this just failed to leave that impression for me. And to be honest, I truly feel that the only reason this has such a high score is because it's a Newgrounds tribute. Hell, if I had the motivation to do what you did and throw together a tribute like this in a week or two, it would probably get a bunch of recognition and praise. But that's just my own thoughts, which are completely separate from the review itself.

But yeah, go ahead and mark this useless; despite me pointing out some flaws with good reasons that back them up and gave some insight on how to improve, all of the rabid fans will probably just ignore my critiques and just rate badly solely because I gave this a two. Go a head. I won't mind; it'll only support my previously stated opinions further.

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